Intro: Dm - F - Bb - A -(4x); 
 
Verse I 
        Dm 
You can beat me up 
F 
Call me names 
  Bb          A 
Still my bike, go insane 
        Dm              F 
I don't care if you rearrange my face 
        Bb    A 
I don't mind 
        Dm                   F 
You can burn my toys and the books i read 
Bb            A 
Still it won't matter to me 
        Dm 
Coz I'm one big gump  
       F 
I will swallow it up 
     Bb         A 
And smile, oh yeah 
 
Chorus: 
       Bb C       Dm                 C 
Because I'm the incredible absorbing man 
    Bb C      Dm            C 
And I'm gonna do the best I can 
         Bb            A 
'Til you finally understand 
 
Verse II 
 
    Dm F     Bb      A 
I'm calm, I'm serene 
      Dm              F 
Not a word is getting through to me 
           Bb     A 
when you scream 
     Dm F               Bb     A 
I'm a sponge, i soak it up 
        Dm               F 
All the crap you put me through 
             Bb        A 
Won't make me give up 
 
(Repeat Chorus repeating first 2 lines first) 
 
Bass slaping 
 
Adlib: Bb-C-Dm*C*Bb-(2x); 
 
Bb            C 
I will never falter 
Dm           C 
I will never quit 
Bb                C 
You'll never find another 
Dm                  C 
To Put up with your shit 
(Repeat 4x) 
 
(Repeat Chorus)