Verse 1 F#m Dmaj7 Sit tight, I'm going to need you to keep time E Dmaj7 F#m Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me Dmaj7 Good, good, now we're making some progress E Dmaj7 F#m Come on, just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat Pre-Chorus (F#m) Dmaj7 E Dmaj7 F#m And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well Dmaj7 E Dmaj7 Don't you see? I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue Chorus E F# Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen D A E Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention F# E F# E I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives E F# Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen D A E Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention F# E F# E I aim to be your eyes- fades out Camisado - Key of Bm Verse 1 Bm This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor D This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital G (It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional) Em A It sure as hell ain't normal but we deal, we deal Bm The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where D The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in G (It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional) Em A And it sure as hell ain't normal but we deal, we deal Bridge D You're a regular decorated emergency D You're a regular decorated emergency high note Chorus G A Bm Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid Bm Sit back, relax, sit back, relapse again G A Bm Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid Bm Just sit back, just sit back Bridge G F#m Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse Em D G Sit back, sit back, ba ba ba da oh- A Bm Bm/D You can't take the kid out of the fight... Outro Bm D The I.V. and your hospital bed G This was no accident Em A This was a therapeutic chain of events But It's Better If You Do - Key of [Am} Verse 1 Am Now I'm of consenting age G F Am To be forgetting you in a cabaret somewhere Downtown where a burlesque queen G F May even ask my name Am As she sheds her skin on stage G F I'm seated and sweating to a dance song Am On the club's P.A G The strip joint veteran sits two away F Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified Dm Dm Em F x2 Peach and lime... daiquiri Chorus Am C F And isn't this exactly where you'd like me? Dm F I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Em G#dim Praying for love in a lap dance G#dim And paying in naivety? Am C F Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me? Dm F I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know Em Dm Praying for love in a lap dance - woahh.. Interlude Am F#m G F Bridge(heavy swing drums) Am But I'm afraid that I G F Well, I may have faked it Am G And I wouldn't be caught dead F D-dead, d-dead, d-dead in this place Am Well, I'm afraid that I G Well, that's right F Well, I may have faked it Am G And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage - Key of [F#m} Bridge F#m D E (Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen F#m A E Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen F#m D E Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen F#m E Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up) Outro F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da F#m La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da F#m (ring out guitar)
