Verso 1: 
 
G                          
 
You know I need a little break 
        Em             A7 
to get away for a holiday 
  Cadd9            G 
So I can see the sun 
             Em                A7 
Cause in the sun they say its fun 
       Cadd9 
If you get some 
 
Verso 2: 
 
Well I can take a train 
Or a boat or an aeroplane 
Or I could steal a car 
Cause in a car you can go far 
Just depends on what kind of car you are 
 
Refrão: 
 
G   A7  C7  G 
 
la la la la la 
            (What kind of car you are) (2x) 
 
          C7/9 
 
Don't you know 
                            G 
I should've stayed in England 
		C7/9 
On my polluted beach 
			  G 
With all my special friends 
	   C7/9	 
Don't you know 
			    G 
I should've stayed in England 
          G/F#            Em 
With me big house and me big car 
        A7                Cadd9     D 
And all my friends at the bar... la la la 
 
Verso 3: 
 
          G                        Em 
 
I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain 
     Cadd9         G 
Her Name was Abaline 
      Em                A7             Cadd9 
She said she came to Spain, to have a good time 
         G                Em                A7 
She was coming over had face like a nun in pain 
     Cadd9             G 
She said her name was Dot 
     Em                    A7 
She didn`t have to talk a lot 
            Cadd9                  G 
I couldn`t tell if she was mad or not 
 
Refrão 
 
G           A7          Cadd9       G 
 
la la la la la la la la la la la la la 
                                    (mad or not) (2x)