Intro
 
G A  C C#  D F  C C#  G A  C C#  D F  C C# (x4) 
 
Verse
 
G7       
  This is a hard, cold beat, 
G7 
  You can go dance if you like 
G7 
  You won't get it in trouble, 
G7 
  And the tea has some spice 
G7 
  You won't know it hit you, 
G7 
  You could make hours of fun 
G7 
  Watching them make you away, 
G7 
  Up on the wall you won't 
 
Instrumental
 
G5 C D (x2) 
 
F# E F# E  F# E F# E  F# E F# E  F# G5 F# 
 
F# E F# E  F# E F# E  F# E F# E  D C A 
 
Bridge
 
G A  C C#  D F  C C#  G A  C C#  D F  C C# 
 
Verse
 
G7 
  What's in the wait? 
G7 
  Your waiter 
G7 
  You only ate your garnish 
G7 
  I ordered spam and rice 
G7 
  In this to say you're fired 
G7 
  We dance on the table tops, 
G7                    
  We only had a dollar 
G7 
  We ordered too many cocktails, 
G7 
  What's in the way you love? 
 
Instrumental
 
G5 C D (x2) 
 
F# E F# E  F# E F# E  F# E F# E  F# G5 F# 
 
F# E F# E  F# E F# E  F# E F# E  D C A 
 
Anti-solo Improvised anti-solo for approx 20 bars 
 
Instrumental
 
G D C Bb C Bb C Bb G 
 
G F D Bb C Bb C E G 
 
C Bb G Eb F Eb F Eb C G 
 
F D Bb C Bb C Bb G 
 
G D C5