Intro
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A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds 
         Am 
Will get sand in his face 
     N.C. 
When kicked to the ground, 
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And soon in the gym with a determined chin, 
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The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause 
              D 
Will make him glisten and gleam. 
         G 
And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, 
 
Bridge
         F              C 
He'll be pink and quite clean 
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He'll be a strong man.   Oh honey... 
        C7#9       G 
But the wrong man. 
 
Verse
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He'll eat nutritious high protein, 
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    And swallow raw eggs... 
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  Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs. 
C                           A7 
  Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. 
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In just seven days             I can make you a man. 
 
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He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups 
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Do the smearch, clean and jerk. 
F                           D7 
  He thinks dynamic tension    must be hard work. 
C                              A7 
  Such strenuous living I just don't understand, 
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When in just seven days,      oh baby, I can make you a man.