CONSTANTINE C I'm number one D You're number two G C We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you C I'm number one D You're number two G I believe in equality C G As long as you get less than me C I'm one DOMINIC You're one CONSTANTINE (Dominic) D You're number two. (I'm number two.) CONSTANTINE G C You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarterer than you C I'm number one D You're number two G C G You're lucky to be number two not number three Am I can see by the look in your eye D You want to get a bigger piece of the pie F One day you'll get your chance G But in the meantime, you got to dance monkey dance! DOMINIC Am Really? I hate dancing CONSTANTINE D Do it! Dance Monkey Dance! (Laughs) Instrumental Transiton G DOMINIC C I'm number two D He's number one G C I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian C I'm number two D He's number one. (Constantine: I'M NUMBER ONE!!!) G You know life's gone to the dog C When your boss is a frog Am I can see it's just a matter of time D Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line F It won't be long until I get my chance G But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance Instrumental Break Am CONSTANTINE D Am D G Dance monkey dance! Now watch me CONSTANTINE (Dominic) C I'm number one. (He's number one.) D You're number two. (I'm number two!) G I'll bet you kid, there you go C G Now step aside this ain't your show! C I'm one. (You're one.) D I'm number one! (Yes, we know!) CONSTANTINE G I'm..., DOMINIC G He's... CONSTANTINE & DOMINIC C F G Number one! CONSTANTINE C That's how it's done
