Intro A Exhibit A: N.C. A subtextual demonstration of heteros*xual flirtation N.C. So the boy says Verse G D G D Did I not dance with you in Brabant once? N.C. G And the girl says D A D Did I not dance with you in Brabant once? N.C. G So the boy says D G D I know I did, you were wearin' a mask N.C. And the girl says G D A D If you knew the answer then why bother to ask? Chorus G G ...you must not be so quick G G Your question makes me quick! Gm Gm Your wits too fast will tire! Gm Gm Not till it leave the rider in the Mire! Gm7 C F Gm Really though the boy is thinking... C F I think we're flirting, but I made a vow! Gm7 C/E F And underneath the girl is thinking... Asus4 A He can't remember where we met or how! N.C. G The boy says Verse D What time of day? A Time to be gone! D G The boy recovers and says D A D You must have many lovers! N.C. E Girl says Prechorus E Amen, so you'll be none! E A Nay, then I'll be gone Chorus N.C. G But really the girl is thinking... D G D All this flirting's gonna do him in D The boy thinks D/Gb D/E D/Gb G Now I remember why I date uncomplicated women! Outro A Bm A G When will they learn to see what everybody else can see A Bm They make this drama to avoid D Facing the void N.C. And you know G Actually have to look around G And be engaged N.C. And do something Em But what do I know? N.C. I'm still serving princesses...
