Intro C5 D5 F C5 D5 F Chorus ORIN Gm When I was younger, just a bad little kid, F My mama noticed funny things I did, Gm Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun A I'd poison guppies, and when I was done F F A5 Bb I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head C That's when my mama said CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON C What did she say? Pre-Chrous ORIN C Bb G F C She said, "My boy, I think someday G C You'll find a way C To make your natural tendencies pay Chrous F F/E Dm You'll be a dentist Bb G C You have a talent for causin' things pain F F/E Dm Son, be a dentist Gm C People will pay you to be inhumane Gm C Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood Am7 D7 And teaching would suit you still less Gm C Son, be a dentist F You'll be a success Break C5 D5 F Verse CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON Gm Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque! F Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god! Gm He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Gm Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? PATIENT A F Oh that hurts! Wait I'm not numb! ORIN Bb C Ah, shut up. Open wide. here I come! Chorus PATIENT D G G/F# Em I am your dentist Goodness gracious! ORIN CRYSTAL RONETTE CHIFFON Am7 D N.C. And I enjoy the career that I picked (Really love it) ORIN G G/F# Em I am your dentist ORIN CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON Am7 D7 N.C. And I get off on the pain I inflict (Really love it) ORIN CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON Am D I thrill when I drill a bicuspid (Ooh bicuspid) ORIN Bm E Am It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted Bridge Cm And though it may cause my patients distress, G Eb Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me Em Fm7 G I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me G Oh, mama Outro Am D G 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success G Say ah! PATIENT G Ah! ORIN G Say ah! PATIENT G Ah!! ORIN G Say ah! PATIENT G Ah!!! ORIN F5 F#5 Now spit!
