Intro
Bb5 Db5 
 
Verse 1
Bb5 
My s*x-change operation got botched 
Gb5 
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch 
Eb5 
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch 
Db5 
I got an angry inch 
 
Chorus
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
        Db5 
I got a    I got an angry inch 
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
        Db5 
I got a    I got an angry inch 
 
Verse 2
Bb5 
I'm from the land where you still hear cries 
Gb5 
I had to get out to sever all ties 
Eb5 
I change my name and assumed a disguise 
Db5 
I got an angry inch 
 
Chorus
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
         Db5 
I got a      I got an angry inch 
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
         Db5 
I got a       I got an angry inch 
 
Post Chorus
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
Gb5 
The train is coming and I am tied to the track 
Eb5 
I try to get up but but I can't get no slack 
Db5 
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch 
 
Verse 3
Bb5 
My mother made my tits out of clay 
Gb5 
My boyfriend told me he'd take me away 
Eb5 
They dragged me to the doctor one day 
Db5 
I've got an angry inch 
 
Chorus
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
        Db5 
I got a    I got an angry inch 
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
        Db5 
I got a    I got an angry inch, 
 
Bridge
N.C. 
Long story short. 
When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there 
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs 
My first day as a woman, and already it's that time of the month 
But two days later, the hole closed up 
The wound healed and I was left 
With a one inch mound of flesh 
Where my penis used to be 
Where my vagina never was 
It was a one inch mound of flesh 
With a scar running down it 
Like a sideways grimace 
On an eyeless face 
It was just a little bulge 
It was an angry inch 
 
Chorus
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
        Db5 
I got a    I got an angry inch 
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
        Db5 
I got a    I got an angry inch 
 
Outro
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
Gb5 
The train is coming and I am tied to the track 
Eb5 
I try to get up but but I can't get no slack 
Db5 
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch 
Bb5 
Six inches forward and five inches back 
Gb5 
Stay under cover till the night turns to black 
Eb5 
I got my inch and I'm set to attack 
Db5                              Bb5 
I got an Angry Inch, Angry Inch