Verse
N.C.    C 
Shoot a cop, With a gun 
C                          F 
The Big Apple is plenty of fun 
F      G              Am 
Stab a priest. With a fork 
           F              G        F   G 
And you'll spend your va-cation in New York 
 
Verse
      C 
Rob a bank, Take a truck 
C                              F 
You can get here by stealing a buck 
F       G             Am 
This is bliss, It's a lark 
       F          G         F   G 
Buddy, everyone's coming to New York! 
 
Bridge
F       G 
No more Yankees 
C 
Strike the word from your ears 
F        G 
Spin the roulette 
C                        F   G 
There's no more opera at the Met 
 
Verse
        C 
This is hell, This is fate 
C                                   F 
But now this is your world and it's great! 
F     G            Am 
So re-joice, Pop a cork 
       F          G         F   G    C 
Buddy, everyone's coming to New York!