Chorus
N.C. 
Do you think Jesus smiled all the time? 
 
I don't think so 
         A 
I don't think so 
D                                       Bm 
Think He locked himself in His room and cried? 
G 
I think so 
     A 
Yes, I think so 
 
Verse 1
G                                    A 
Do you think there might have been a chance 
G           Gm         D 
He liked My Chemical Romance? 
    Em 
Yes I think so 
 
A                        D     A 
Could Jesus have been an emo? 
 
Em 
His blood it fell in crimson shades 
    G                       D 
His crucifix a razor blade 
 
Verse 2
     A 
Was Jesus an emo? 
 
Em                                  G                         D 
He felt the pain of all mankind but emos do that all the time 
 
             A     Em A 
Was Jesus an emo? 
 
Verse 3
D                                 Bm 
Jesus said "Blessed are those who mourn" 
G                 A 
Emos embrace that ideal 
D                       Bm     D 
Both faced ridicule and scorn 
G                     A 
Misrepresented in the media 
 
Verse 4
G           Gm                D 
Jesus would know what they go through 
G           Gm                 D 
If He'd had been in highschool too 
Em           A 
I think that 
                             D    A 
They'd persecute Him like an emo 
                         Em   G 
Jesus would have been an emo 
                         D    A 
Jesus would have been an emo 
 
Verse 5
 
Em 
Given wedgies after class 
   G                            D 
He never got the grades to pass 
                       A 
Jesus would've been an emo 
Em 
Failed at science, failed at gym 
    G 
And no girl would have dated him 
       D                               A 
'Cause who wants their boyfriend crucified 
       Em       G 
At the formal? 
 
Outro
                    D    A 
Jesus would have an emo