Intro
B G G#m F# 
 
B         F#        E 
You think you're so awesome 
B                   F# 
Nobody's as cool as you 
B            F#         E 
You're gonna impregnate everyone 
B             F# 
Men and women too 
 
    E 
But don't 
     F# 
Call me 
             G#m   F#         E 
When all the child support is due 
E                    F#                   B 
'Cause I don't wanna be in your stupid band 
 
E G# F# 
 
B         F#       E 
You're so well connected 
              B             F# 
You wrote the lingo, the vocab 
B          F#          E 
You're the king of the party 
             B              F# 
You know the dealer and the lab 
 
    E         F#                     G#m                 F#          E 
But don't ask me why your band can't play 'cause they're stuck in rehab 
E                   F#                    B 
Cause I don't wanna be in your stupid band 
 
E G# F# 
B E G# F# 
 
    E         F#                     G#m                 F#          E 
But don't ask me why your band can't play 'cause they're stuck in rehab 
E                   F#                    B 
Cause I don't wanna be in your stupid band 
 
      G#m   F#   B  E          G#m F# B 
No, I don't want to be in your stupid band 
      Gm    F#   B  E          G#m F# B 
No, I don't want to be in your stupid band 
      Gm    F#   B  E          G#m F# B 
No, I don't want to be in your stupid band