Intro
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Verse 1
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I don’t care if it rains or freezes 
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long as I got my plastic Jesus, 
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sittin on the dash board of my car 
 
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Comes in colors pink and pleasant, 
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glows in the dark cause it's iridescent, 
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take it with you when you travel far 
 
Verse 2
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Get yourself a sweet Madonna, 
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dressed in rhinestones sittin on a 
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pedestal of abalone shell 
 
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Going 90 I ain’t scary 
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cause I got the Virgin Mary 
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assuring me that I won’t go to hell 
 
Verse 3
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Get yourself a sweet Madonna, 
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dressed in rhinestones sittin on a 
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pedestal of abalone shell 
 
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Going 90 I ain’t scary 
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cause I got the Virgin Mary 
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assuring me that I won’t go to hell