D#m DR. PARKER D#m You little creep, you're gonna pay F# G#m D#m I won't be shoved out of the way! Oh no- VOICES IN HIS HEAD D#m Oh no! DR. PARKER D#m Oh no- VOICES IN HIS HEAD D#m Oh no! DR. PARKER D# And I could make a solid case F# G# For smashing in your filthy face VOICES IN HIS HEAD D# K*ll him! DR. PARKER D# Shut up! VOICES IN HIS HEAD A# K*ll him! DR. PARKER A# B Shut up! F# C# D#m I've got a spade and a burlap sack! VOICES IN HIS HEAD B K*ll him now! DR. PARKER F# C# D#m And there's a hole in the yard out back! VOICES IN HIS HEAD E K*ll him now! DR. PARKER B F# G#m But if I fill it she’ll ask me, why... VOICES IN HIS HEAD A Ahh... DR. PARKER E So I've got one thing to do before you die! VOICES IN HIS HEAD D# Now! Now! DR. PARKER G#m WAIT! G#m She will see what you are B C#m I will win back my bride E She herself will decide D#m G#m To get rid of the boy! B She'll admit she was wrong C#m She'll return before long C# She'll be singing a song F# G Full of comfort and joy VOICES A Bm Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy! DR. PARKER G Comfort and joy! VOICES A Bm Comfort and joy- Comfort and joy! A Comfort and joy! D#m K*ll the Bat Boy- K*ll the Bat Boy! G#m G# MEREDITH A C D Oh, Honey, I apologize: You've really opened up my eyes SHELLEY A No way! MEREDITH A Yes way! SHELLEY A No way! MEREDITH A Yes way! A I'm laying out your Sunday best C D Dm Now brush your teeth and get some rest. All right? SHELLEY D No way? MEREDITH E All right! SHELLEY E All right! MEREDITH F C G A Now when they see him they'll make a fuss SHELLEY F Is that true? MEREDITH C G A We gotta smile like we just don't care! SHELLEY A# That's not fair! MEREDITH F C Dm They put their pants on the same as us! SHELLEY D# Yes they do... MEREDITH E So just imagine them in their underwear! SHELLEY A And then this time I swear... MEREDITH & SHELLEY F He will show that he's not F What they're terrified of A# He will show them a love A D They can never destroy! D# If we prove that they're wrong A# They'll come round before long G And we'll all sing a song F C# Full of comfort and joy! Chorus D# Comfort and joy! F Yeah! MEREDITH & SHELLEY C# Comfort and Joy! Chorus D# Comfort and Joy! Fm Comfort and Joy! C Comfort and Joy! C Comfort and Joy! DR. PARKER A Stop the Bat Boy! SHERIFF, spoken D Settle down, people! Dm We want to make sure the revival goes off without a hitch Dm So let's go over the schedule Dm Listen up: SHERIFF D# D From nine to twelve he does the healing... NED, spoken D Sheriff... MAGGIE D You hush up! SHERIFF D# A# F At noon he'll bless the fields and plows... MR. DILLON, spoken F Tractors too? MAGGIE F Hush up! SHERIFF D# A# Then lunch is from one thirty- NED, spoken F Sheriff, what about my Gertie! MAGGIE F Hush! SHERIFF A# C Well as it seems that time allows, three to ten: N.C. The Blessing Of The Cows! ALL Cm F# Yes! The Blessing Of The Cows! E Boy, that preachers a pro! E Gives a heckuva show! LORRAINE N.C. Just like Seigfried and Roy! TOWNSFOLK & SHERIFF C# D#m He'll bring comfort and joy! TOWNSFOLK, SHERIFF, DR. PARKER B E So if nothing goes wrong B Yes, if nothing goes wrong G# Lord, if nothing goes wrong C# We'll have comfort and… D Comfort and Joy! E F#m Comfort and Joy! F# E Bm Lord, we need some comfort and joy! B A G# Any means you'd care to employ G#m C# Won't you send us comfort and joy! A#m BAT BOY A#m Dear God: I'm still not sure how people pray A#m F#m D#m Or what one does with one's hands. But please, my thirst grows every day C# Cm7 F I feel it burn in my glands A#m C# F#maj7 Please won't you change the way I am, A#m or prove I'm human underneath G#m F# Or if you just don't give a damn- Cm A#m Am F You could at leatht get rid of theethe! C# If I can't prove them wrong, show me where I belong F# A#m For a hunger so strong k*lls all comfort and joy B If you'd make me complete. I'll avoid all red meat F# G# A I'll eat nothing but soy to have comfort and joy... DR. PARKER A B C#m By next week you'll be gone, six feet under my lawn A I'll have nobody toy with my comfort and joy... MEREDITH & SHELLEY B He will come out a champ C#m It's just like summer camp. They'll get used to the boy A He'll bring comfort and joy... TOWNSFOLK B Lord, please give us your word C#m Cure the plague on the herd A We don't mean to annoy but send comfort and joy... BAT BOY B C# Comfort and joy! Comfort and joy! A B DR. PARKER C#m Stop the Bat Boy! Stop the Bat Boy! ALL A C#m G# G Comfort and joy! Comfort and JOY! G# RUTHIE, spoken G#m Dr. Parker, what are you doing here? DR. PARKER, spoken A Don't worry, Ruthie Am The Bat Boy will pay for what he's done to you A We're all going to miss you very much ALL A AAHHHHH! A AAHHHHH! E AAHHHHH! E AAHHHHH! G#m AAHHHHH! E AAHHHHH! F#m AAHHHHH! D#7 AAHHHHH! G#m AAHHHHH!
