HALLELUJAH Em C G All you sinners stand up sing hallelujah Em C G Show praise with your body stand up sing hallelujah Em C G And if you can't stop shaking, lean back let it flow right through ya Em C G Say your prayers, say your prayers, say your prayers GOLDEN DAYS Em I found a pile of Polaroids C In the crates of a record shop G They were s*xy-s*xy looking back B From a night that time forgot, Mhmm Em C Boy he was something debonair in 1979 G And she had Farrah Fawcett hair B Carafes of blood red wine, Mhmm HOUSE OF MEMORIES F#m Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh B Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh E Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh A Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME C#m G#m Champagne, cocaine, gasoline A B And most things in between C#m G#m I roam the city in a shopping cart A B A pack of camels and a smoke alarm C#m G#m This night is heating up A B Raise hell and turn it up C#m G#m Saying, "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe." A B Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time CRAZY Dm She said, "Darlin', you know Bb A How the wine plays tricks on my tongue Dm But you don't seem to change Bb A When you stuff all of your feelings with drugs" Dm Other boys you may have dated Bb A Serrated your heart with a slice Bb A Gm But the cut of your love never hurts F Em F Em Dm Baby, it's a sweet butter knife DEATH OF A BACHELOR Am D The death of a bachelor, Oh Oh-oh F C Letting the water fall Am D The death of a bachelor, Oh oh-oh F C Seems so fitting for Am D Happily ever after, Whooo F C How could I ask for more? Am Lifetime of laughter D F At the expense of the death of a- VICTORIOUS e|---------------------| B|---------------------| G|--------8-10---------| D|8-10-11--------8-6-7-| A|---------------------| E|---------------------| THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE DIRTY D Gm D I know what it's like to have to trade Gm The ones that you love for the ones you hate Eb Bb D Don't think I've ever used a day of my education D Gm D There's only two ways that these things can go Gm Good or bad and how was I to know Eb Bb F That all your friends won't hold any grudges F I got the final judgment EMPOROR'S NEW CLOTHES B I'm taking back the crown G#m I'm all dressed up and naked D#m I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers) Oh, yeah B The crown... G#m So close I can taste it D#m I see what's mine and take it (Finders keepers, losers weepers) Oh, yeah LA DEVOTEE C#m Just another, just another, uh oh A Just another, just another, uh oh E Just another, just another, uh oh E Just another LA Devotee IMPOSSIBLE YEAR Eb G There's no sunshine Cm G There's no you and me Eb G There's no good times Cm C# This impossible year DEATH OF A BACHELOR Am D The death of a bachelor, Oh Oh-oh F C Letting the water fall Am D The death of a bachelor, Oh oh-oh F C Seems so fitting for Am D Happily ever after, Whooo F C How could I ask for more? Am Lifetime of laughter D F At the expense of the death of bachelor