Verse 1
Am 
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning 
Am 
I was dreaming I was Al Capone 
Am 
Rumors going round, got to clear out of town 
 
Smell like a dry fishbone 
Am 
Here come the law, going to break down the door 
Am 
Carry me away once more 
Am 
Never, never, never want it anymore 
 
Got to get away from this stone cold floor 
D      C 
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know 
 
Am C 
Am D 
Am C 
Am D 
 
Verse 2
Am 
Rainy afternoon, ought to k*ll a typhoon 
Am 
And she is playing on my slide trombone 
Am 
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore 
 
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor 
D      C 
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know 
 
Am C 
Am D 
Am C 
Am D 
 
Verse 3
Am 
Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet 
Am 
Fully loaded Tommy gun 
Am 
Here come the deputy, try f*cking getting me 
 
Gotta f*cking get up and run 
Am 
They got the sirens loose, I ran right out of juice 
Am 
They are going to put me in a cell 
 
If I can't go to heaven, let me go to hell 
D      C 
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know 
 
Am C 
Am D 
Am C 
Am D