Intro
F Am C D 
 
Verse 1
F                                Am 
Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around 
    C                                        D 
You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down 
F                                      Am 
You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry 
       C                              D 
If you dangle that diploma and I dead you, don't be surprised 
 
Pre-Chorus
          F                   Am 
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me 
           C                    D 
I say f*ck your degree, alphabet boy 
                 F                             Am 
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry 
              C              D 
F*ck all your ABC's, alphabet boy 
 
Chorus
                 Am      G 
I'm not a little kid now 
             F        C 
Watch me get big now 
                   Am         G 
Spell my name on a fridge now 
                    F       C 
With all your alphabet toys 
                     Am      G 
You won the spelling bee now 
                         F       C 
But are you smarter than me now? 
                         Am         G 
You're the prince of the playground 
              D 
Little alphabet boy 
 
Interlude
F Am C D 
 
Verse 2
F                            Am 
Apples aren't always appropriate apologies 
C                                    D 
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me 
F                                  Am 
You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins 
    C 
But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly 
    D 
And your dictionary's destroyed 
 
Pre-Chorus
          F                   Am 
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me 
           C                    D 
I say f*ck your degree, alphabet boy 
                 F                             Am 
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry 
              C              D 
F*ck all your ABC's, alphabet boy 
 
Chorus
                 Am      G 
I'm not a little kid now 
             F        C 
Watch me get big now 
                   Am         G 
Spell my name on a fridge now 
                    F       C 
With all your alphabet toys 
                     Am      G 
You won the spelling bee now 
                         F       C 
But are you smarter than me now? 
                         Am         G 
You're the prince of the playground 
              D 
Little alphabet boy 
 
Bridge
F* F*        C*  Am7* Am7* 
     Alphabet boy 
            C  Gsus* Gsus* 
Oh, alphabet boy 
       C* E7* E7*   Am* C* 
Alphabet boy 
F* F*        C*  Am7* Am7* 
     Alphabet boy 
            C*  Gsus* Gsus* 
My alphabet boy 
       C* E7* E7* E7* 
Ooh ooh, ooh ooh 
 
Chorus
                 Am      G 
I'm not a little kid now 
             F        C 
Watch me get big now 
                   Am         G 
Spell my name on a fridge now 
                    F       C 
With all your alphabet toys 
                     Am      G 
You won the spelling bee now 
                         F       C 
But are you smarter than me now? 
                         Am         G 
You're the prince of the playground 
              D 
Little alphabet boy 
 
Outro
 
Am G F C 
       Alphabet boy 
Am G      F 
  Oh, yeah 
C        Am 
 Alphabet boy 
G        F   C 
Alphabet boy, oh yeah 
Am G F D 
        Alphabet boy