Verse 1
                G         Em 
If you wanna go out, I'll go 
        G      D    Em 
But I'd rather stay home 
G           Em 
Sleep in my bed 
D         Gm 
Smoke cigarettes 
 
Verse 2
                G         Em 
If you wanna be mean just know 
     G        D    Em 
That tomorrow I'll go 
G            Em 
Sleep in the car 
D            Gm 
Haunt you by dark 
 
Chorus
Bm         Em 
Why do you talk like that? 
Bm            Em 
You shouldn't talk like that 
C                               G            Em 
You should have a good sense to refrain from this 
Am               Em            Gm Em 
Cause they don't know you like I do 
     D Em 
Like I do 
D  G 
 
Verse 3
                G         Em 
If you wanna go out, I'll go 
        G      D    Em 
But I'd rather stay home 
G           Em 
Sleep in my bed 
D         Gm 
Smoke cigarettes 
 
Verse 4
                G         Em 
If you wanna be mean just know 
     G        D    Em 
That tomorrow I'll go 
G            Em 
Sleep in the car 
D            Gm 
Haunt you by dark 
 
Chorus
Bm         Em 
Why do you talk like that? 
Bm            Em 
You shouldn't talk like that 
C                               G            Em 
You should have a good sense to refrain from this 
Am               Em            Gm Em 
Cause they don't know you like I do 
     D Em 
Like I do 
D  G