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Next Thursday you're invited to watch Rising Tide's live coverage of a gala tribute 
 
in salute to Ronald Reagan. 
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Host Haley Barbour joins special guest Lady Margaret Thatcher 
 
in celebrating the former president's 83rd birthday. 
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Tickets are 1000 Dollars a plate but you can see the event free on GOP TV. 
 
Intro
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Verse 1
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Images of perfection, suntan and napalm 
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Grenada, Haiti, Poland, Nicaragua 
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Who shall we choose for our morality 
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I'm thinking right now of Hollywood tragedy 
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Big Mac, smack, Phoenix, R., please smile y'all 
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Cuba, Mexico can't cauterise our discipline 
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Your idols speak so much of the abyss 
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Yet your morals only run as deep as the surface 
 
Chorus
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Cool, groovy, morning, fine 
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Tipper Gore was a friend of mine 
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   I love a free country 
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The stars and stripes and an apple for mommy 
 
Bridge
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(Conservatives say) "There ain't no black in the Union Jack" 
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(Democrats say) "There ain't enough white in the Stars and Stripes" 
 
Break
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Verse 2
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Compton, Harlem, a pimp f*cked a priest 
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The white man has just found a new moral saviour 
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Vital stats, how white was their skin 
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Unimportant, just another inner-city drive-by thing 
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Morning, fine, serve your first coffee of the day 
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Real privilege, it will take your problems away 
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Number one, the best, no excuse from me 
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I am here to serve the Moral Majority 
 
Chorus
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Cool, groovy, morning, fine 
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Tipper Gore was a friend of mine 
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   I love a free country 
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The stars and stripes and an apple for mommy 
 
Bridge
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Zapruder the first to masturbate 
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The world's first taste of crucified grace 
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(And we say) there's not enough black in the Union Jack 
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(And we say) there's so much white in the Stars and Stripes 
 
Middle
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Outro
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F*ck the Brady bill 
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F*ck the Brady bill 
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If God made man they say 
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Sam Colt made him equal 
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