Verse 1 C G C I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you! C G I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you! C C7 F D7 When you dead in your grave, no more women will you crave C G C G I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you! Verse 2 C G C Now I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, uh-huh C G I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah C C7 F D7 Well I let you in my home, you shoulda left my woman alone C G C G I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you Verse 3 C G C Now I'll be glad when you die, you rascal you, uh-huh C G I'll be glad, oh I'll be tickled to death when you leave this earth it's true, oh yeah C C7 F D7 When you're lyin' down six feet deep, no more fried chicken will you eat C G C G I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah Speaking C G C G C G C G (palm muted) Ah, you just ain't no good! oh, you dog Now listen here, Verse 4 C G C I'll be oh-so glad when you is dead, you rascal, you C G I'll be glad when you is dead, you rascal, you C C7 F D7 I'll be laughing - full of gin, when they bring your body in C G C I'll be glad when you is dead, you rascal, you Verse 5 C G C I'll be oh, so glad when you dead, you rascal, you C G I'll be oh, so glad when you dead, you rascal, you C C7 F D7 What's this thing you got, makes my wife think you're so hot? You dirty dog! C G C I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, oh, you hound! Verse 6 C G C I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, uh-huh C G I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you, oh yeah C C7 F D7 I'll be standin' on the corner high, when they drag your body by C G C I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you Outro C C7 F D7 you know I'm gonna be happy when you're dead and gone you dog C G C I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you