B C#m  E 
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B 
I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting 
    C#m 
Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo 
        E                    C#m                    B 
I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue 
       B 
I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase 
    C#m 
And letterman jackets don't fit 
     E                               C#m                    B 
Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped 
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  B 
I hate love songs 
        C#m 
Yeah, I really do 
  E               C#m      
I hate love songs 
         B 
But I love you 
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       B 
I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner 
    C#m 
And roses just die in a week 
        E                       C#m                   B 
We were drunk when we met so we don't know our anniversary 
        B 
And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain 
     C#m 
The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine 
         E                            C#m                    B 
And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies 
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  B 
I hate love songs 
        C#m 
Yeah, I really do 
  E              C#m 
I hate love songs 
         B 
But I love you 
 
B C#m  E C#m  B 
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      D#m 
And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it 
C#m 
"For worse or for better" don't rhyme 
           D#m 
They say I got the right one so now I should write one 
         C#m                  Em 
But I'd rather just show you tonight 
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  B 
I hate love songs 
        C#m 
Yeah, I really do 
  E              C#m 
I hate love songs 
         B 
But I love you 
 
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  B 
I hate love songs 
          C#m 
The old and the new 
  E              C#m 
I hate love songs 
   N.C.       B 
But I love you