D               A 
Do you have the time 
Bm           F#m 
To listen to me whine 
 G            D 
About nothing and everything 
    A 
All at once 
 
D           A 
I am one of those 
Bm     F#m 
Melodramatic fools 
G           D 
Neurotic to the bone 
         A 
No doubt about it 
 
G            A             D 
 Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
G             A                  D 
 Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
   G                A 
It all keeps adding up 
  D         C        Bm  
I think I'm cracking up 
   G          A 
Am I just paranoid? 
            D  
Am I just stoned? 
 
Riff : D    A    Bm   A  (x2) 
 
  D         A 
I went to a shrink 
   Bm         F#m 
To analyze my dreams 
    G                 D 
She says it's lack of s*x 
                A 
That's bringing me down 
  D         A  
I went to a whore 
   Bm               F#m 
He said my life's a bore 
   G               D 
So quit my whining cause 
              A 
It's bringing her down 
 
G            A            D 
 Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
G             A                  D 
 Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
   G                A 
It all keeps adding up 
  D         C        Bm 
I think I'm cracking up 
   G          A 
Am I just paranoid? 
                D  
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya 
 
Riff : D    A    Bm   A  (x4) 
 
G              A 
Grasping to control 
              D  
So I better hold on 
 
D   A   Bm   F#m   G   D   A (x2) 
 
G            A            D 
 Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
G             A                  D 
 Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
   G                A 
It all keeps adding up 
  D         C        Bm 
I think I'm cracking up 
G             A 
Am I just paranoid? 
           D  
Am I just stoned? 
 
D Bm G D A x 4  G D A