| Bb | Bb | F | F | x 4 
 
Bb 
I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit 
F 
And your dog refused to look at it 
Bb 
So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building 
F 
It was no bigger than a nickel 
 
Bb 
And if it don't improve 
F 
Well then I have to move 
Bb                                 F 
I never thought that I would end up here 
G            Bb              F     (break) 
Maybe I should just change my style 
G            Bb              F   (break) 
But I feel alright when you smile 
 
Bb 
I stayed at home on the Fourth of July 
F 
And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky 
Bb 
I decided to have a Bed In 
F 
But I forgot to invite anybody 
 
Bb 
And when I fell asleep 
F 
The neighbours had a peep 
Bb                                 F 
I never thought that I would end up here 
G             Bb              F 
Maybe I should just change my style 
G             Bb             F      (break) 
But I feel all right when you smile