F 
We ran aground in the Philippines 
C 
Interpreting what Henri Bergson means 
F 
When he said life must be durational 
             C 
That feels a million to one 
F 
Collapsed in grace on the carpeting 
C 
Trade missionaries set to bargaining 
F 
We have no need for tricky marketing 
             C 
We make self evident claims 
 
       F                    G 
We say let the product sell themselves 
A                    G 
Let the product sell themselves 
F                    G 
Let the product sell themselves 
                        C 
Like the Minutemen said 
 
F 
I start to shake when she stares at me 
C 
Our currency's almost at parity 
F 
I'd try to talk but apparently 
           C 
That's not attractively tough 
F 
We tripped and fell and we formed a team 
C 
We fixed ourselves with fibrin soldering 
F 
Wait I was wrong that's called fibin glue 
        C 
We have enough 
 
       F                    G 
To get wasted on the senate floor 
         A                  G 
She said blah blah blah I'm getting bored 
           F                      G                   A 
Republican watchman from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag 
             G 
To punch our lights out 
       F                    G 
We got wasted on the senate floor 
           A                    G 
Now you're trapped because I've locked the door 
                 F         G                   A 
And I've got the thorium 232 and I've got this microphone 
       G 
Listen up Hey 
 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
            C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
 
F 
Got bloody eyes but we're feeling good 
C 
Causing confusion in the neighborhood 
F 
Nothing protects us like an earmark could 
             C 
From bearing blows 
F 
The price is only what inflation pulls 
C 
The rules are strictly informational 
F 
We showed up late with exxon rave 
               C 
We brought our products in tow 
 
          F                    G 
Now we're wasted on the senate floor 
       A                   G 
We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply 
          F                    G 
Now we're wasted on the senate floor 
                A                 G 
Let's see who's gay and who get's lonely 
       F                    G 
We got wasted on the senate floor 
          A                          G 
The naval blockade came down with no trade offer 
F                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor 
               A           G 
And we cast our eye to the stove 
 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
            C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
            C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
 
F                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
A                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
F                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
A                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
F                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
A                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
F                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
A                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor (wasted on the senate floor) 
F                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor