Verse 1 G D Em Started out feeling so popular C D G With thousands of friends online D Em A D D But they slowly left me all alone, I wonder why G G Unfriended C D G Saw you read my post and got offended C D G Didn’t even have a chance to defend it C D It’s such a shame, but what was your name Verse 2 D G C Well, my more than perfect life D G Is never ending C D G To the rest of you it may just be pretending C But I’m so Zen D Life’s a ten it might even be an eleven G C D G Well, my expertise on politics is so slender C D G So many laws I know should be amended C D G I’m always right I am so bri-i-ight and unfriended Solo | G | C D | G | C D | | G | C | D | D | Bridge F C Doing you all a favor Inspiring all those around A7 D So how do I keep seeing my friends list going down Verse 3 G C D G I just wrote a nice long cryptic message C D G Just to make you wonder keep you guessing C D And did I mention, I crave attention G C Well, I hit the gym again today D G Oh look how I’m bending C D I ran a thousand miles G C And then again did it all uphill D It was such a thrill D It was just so easy D I’m gonna go and do it again Solo | G | C D | G | C D | G | | C | D | D | G | G Verse 4 G Well, I’m loggin in again today D G Just to see what’s trendin C D G To see why all my friends have ended C I guess I’ll tweet D You are in for a treat Outro D Wait you know twitter is so like yesterday D I mean what’s the big one Instagram D Oh my gosh I photograph so well D So, I’d be a hit on Instagram D Oh my gosh I could be…I don’t know D Oh Tinder or wait you gotta swipe D Oh I don’t feel comfortable swiping D People like right now when I don’t really know them and stuff D So I think I’ll wait on that but ahh Bark buddies, Tinder for dogs G C D G C D G That’s it
