G G7 C Eb I said Judge your honor Hear my plea G D G D7 Before you open up your court G G7 C Eb I don't crave no sympathy A A D D for what I have to report D D G G I caught her with a gambling Joe D D G G I had warned her about once before A A A A I pulled my knife, and I went insane A A D7 D+ the rest you already know G G7 C Eb I said Judge Judge good kind judge G D G D7 send me to the lectric chair G G7 C Eb I said Judge Judge hear me Judge A A D D I want to get out of here G G I want to take a journey to the devil down below C I sliced up my sweet petootie Eb I gotta reap just what I sow G G C Eb So Judge Judge hear me Judge G D G D7 and send me to the lectric chair He said Judge oh listen to me Judge Please now send me to the lectric chair He said Judge, your honor, mister, sir I love that girl so dear I don't want no bondsman to go my bail and I don't want to spend no 99 years stuck in your stinkin jail Judge judge here me judge send me to the lectric chair I said Judge, aw Judge, Mr Sirica please send me to the lectric chair Aw Judge, Now Judge, Mister Judge Burn me cause I don't care First I cut her with my barlow and then I kinda kicked her in the side and then I stood there laughing at her while she buckled up an died So judge, judge hear me Judge and send me to the lectric chair