G C D G 
 
Chorus: 
D   G 	  	  	  	  	   C 
Oh, I was into Whips And Things, she was into pain 
       D 	  	  	  	  	  	   G 
And I would beat her black and blue, when she’d call me names 
G 	  	  	  	  	       C 
Chained her to the basement pole, where she went insane 
       D 	  	  	  	  	    G 
And I was into Whips And Things, she was into pain. 
 
D    G 	  	  	  	         C 
Oh, Finger Fookin’ Sally, worked at Kelly’s Bar 
D 	  	  	  	        G 
She showed me her titties, right in Murphy’s car 
G 	  	  	  	    C 
She was the first lady, let me go that far 
D 	  	  	  	    G 
Finger Fookin’ Sally, down at Kelly’s Bar. 
 
 D    G 	  	  	  	       C 
And Peay Eatin’ Pamela, when to Elite High 
D 	  	  	  	  	       G 
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die 
G 	  	  	  	    C 
Eatin’ Susan’s peay, lick that sucker dry 
D 	  	  	  	 G 
Peay Eatin’ Pamela, when to Elite High. 
 
D    G 	  	  	  	          C 
Oh, Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, came out after dark 
D 	  	  	  	      G 
She would give us headjobs, in Sentinel Park 
G 	  	  	  	            C 
All the girls would snub her, says she was a nark 
D 	  	  	  	  G 
Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, from Sentinel Park. 
 
D     G 	  	  	  	          C 
Yes, Good Old Bloody Mary’s, on the rag again 
D 	  	  	  	       G 
Peay Eatin’ Pamela’s, got blood on her chin 
G 	  	  	  	      C 
Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, got caught after dark 
D 	  	  	         G 
Finger f**kin’ Sally, in Sentinel Park. 
 
D     G 	  	  	  	          C 
Now, Peay Eatin’ Pamela, in the county jail 
D 	  	  	  	   G 
Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, left town on a rail 
G 	  	  	  	    C 
They sent Bloody Mary, to the pen for life  
        D 	  	  	          G 
 And , Finger Fookin’ Sally, she became my wife. And