Verse 1
          F#                      B 
For your birthday she sent you a card 
          F#                             B 
She didn't sign her name, she gave an autograph 
    C#                            B                       F# 
And now she's trying to call your bluff, is she your true love? 
 
Verse 2
F#                                    B 
We knew the boy who went from Maud to Ted 
F#                                       B 
She asked matter of fact 'had he gone off his head?' 
       C#                   B                   F# 
He was uncomplaining as a tree not a thing like me 
 
Chorus
             B                  F# 
You're not a teenager, so don't act like one 
              B                      F# 
Sure she is a heartbreaker, does she have one? 
              C#          B                  F# 
Is it down to me, down to me? We both rarely speak 
 
Verse 3
F#                        B 
I went for a stroll after dark 
F#                                     B 
I thought of you and her while staring at the black 
         C#                             B                    F# 
I didn't have you down for being easily led or the girl well read 
 
Chorus
             B                  F# 
You're not a teenager, so don't act like one 
              B                      F# 
Sure she is a heartbreaker, does she have one? 
              C#          B                  F# 
Is it down to me, down to me? We both rarely speak