INTRO (PICKED): 
Am E G C F Am E 
 
C    F 
Woah!  
C    F 
Woah!  
C    F 
Woah!  
C 
Woah...  
 
C                           F 
How could I be any clearer?  
C                                      F 
It's f*ckin' blowin' out your speakers.  
C                           F 
Another day, another dollar...  
C                   F 
But I'm still broke.  
        G                      F                 C 
Because I spend my money on things that do not matter.  
 
C                          F 
You might think I'm joking, 
C                                F 
but God really f*ckin' hates you.  
C                               F 
Yeah, he's probably gonna k*ll you. 
C                F 
That's the truth.  
          G                    F               C 
Because everything you do or say is blasphemy.  
 
Am G F 
 
C    F 
Woah!  
C    F 
Woah!  
C    F 
Woah!  
C    (stop) 
Woah... 
                      C 
(Generic punk finish!) 
 
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