Verse 1
    C                 F            Em             F 
Beats me down by the pool, sweet Suzy, summer’s gone 
               F          C 
I know, but the wind is warm 
    C    F 
Paradise 
             Em           F 
Explain my koozie to her swallow dive 
      F       C 
In perfect form 
 
Chorus
    F                 C 
I knew, I knew it’d k*ll me 
    F                        F      C 
But soon, I didn’t think it hurt so bad 
    F                    C 
You flew the coop and left me 
     F          F 
Talking to my hands 
 
Verse 2
    C             F   Em 
Elmo’s fuel, up on FM 20 
          F                  F C 
I bet my ’84 could beat your 2010 
   C 
Stud horse draw 
     F       Em 
Let’s flip a penny 
       F                    F          C 
Hunter heads you lose, and tails I win 
 
Chorus
        F                  C 
And I knew, I knew it’d k*ll me 
      F                    F        C 
But soon, I didn’t think it hurt so bad 
      F                 C 
You flew the coop and left me 
     F           F 
Talking to my hands 
 
Chorus
   F                  C 
I knew, I knew it’d k*ll me 
    F                        F        C 
But soon, I didn’t think it hurt so bad 
     F                  C 
You flew the coop and left me 
      F         F 
Talking to my hands 
 
Outro
   C                 F       E 
Cross my heart and hope to gravy 
         F                 C 
Baby, loving you is a funeral band