Intro G C G - D - G C G - D G Refrain G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane. G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D G they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane. Verse 1 G C G One day i was happy, I had a good wife. D I had enough money - yeah - to last me for life. G C G Then I met Judy, we went on a spree D G she taught me the smoking and drinking of whiskey. Refrain G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane. G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D G they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insanene. Versse 2 G C G Cigarettes are a curse, on the whole human race. D A man is a monkey, with one in his face. G C G Take warning, dear sister, take warning dear brother. D G There’s a fire on one end and a sick f*ck on the other. Refrain G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane. G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D G they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Versse 3 G C G Now, that I‘m broken, I’m wary with age. D The lines on my face, make a well-written page. G C G Write this on my gravestone, write this right on my grave! D G To whiskey and women, here lies a poor slave. G Let's go !! Versse 4 louder and faster G C G Now, that I‘m older, I’m wary with age. D The lines - on my face - , make a well-written page. G C G Write this on my gravestone, write this right on my grave! D G To whiskey and women, here lies a poor slave? Refrain G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane. G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D G they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane Refrain soft and slow G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane. G C G Cigarettes and whiskey and wild, wild, women D G they'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane