e|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|-------------------------------| D|-------------------------------| A|-------------------------------| E|---5----5--5---5--5--5-5-5-7---| Verse 1 N.C. Hey, umm, got your machine. How's it going? N.C. Umm... I was just calling to see if you, ummm... N.C. See if you... N.C. Actually I don't even know why I called you, N.C. I'm not even drunk. Just rambling. Chorus D If only you were here A If only I could see your eyes F#m D If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you A E If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa A E I would turn this thing around D E A F#m I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp D E A And I'm not giving up Verse 2 N.C. I swear I'm not a stalker, I... maybe.... N.C. Your machine cut me off on the last one N.C. Cuz I guess I talk to long, N.C. Which it will do, and I will do as well. N.C. Just, know you're great, y'know? Chorus D If only you were here A If only I could see your eyes F#m D If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you A E If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa A E I would turn this thing around D E A F#m I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp D E A And I'm not giving up Bridge B G#m F# Somehow we fell off track and got off the path we had been in B G#m F# I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away E B But I'm on a comeback with a fury E B And I'm gonna write myself a note E B F# G I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know Verse 3 N.C. You're probably wondering who this is. N.C. I just called to apologise. N.C. It seems I've been dialling the wrong number. Chorus D If only you were here A If only I could see your eyes F#m D If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you A E If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa A E I would turn this thing around D E A F#m I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp D E A And I'm not giving up Verse 4 N.C. Hi, could I just get a small cheese N.C. And one of those dessert things that you guys do?