Verse 1 (slow) N.C. F G Spread my ashes on the highway… C C/B Am After I’m… dead ‘n gone… F G My last wish is for you all to… C Remember me… in a song… Verse 2 (slow) N.C. F G Save your tears for someone else, friend… C C/B Am Even though I know it’s hard… F G Tell my Mother that I love her… C Give my Brother my guitar… Verse 3 (fast) N.C . F G Then smoke some weed… an’ f*ck some whores… C C/B Am Well don’t laugh… this ain’t no f**kin’ joke… F G Spread my ashes on the highway C An’ raise ‘em up… an’ take a toke… Instrumental 1 F G C C/B Am F G C (banjo) Verse 4 (fast) F G Drive real fast… an’ shoot at cops C C/B Am Sure has been fun… doin’ that… F G Take my cash an’ buy some coke… C Do it off some stripper’s ass… Verse 5 C F G Quit your job an’ hit the road… C C/B Am See the world an’ have some fun… F G Go fishin’ every mornin’… G C An’ take in that risin’ sun… Instrumental 2 F G C C/B Am F G C (steel guitar) Verse 6 C F G Sleep all day, fUCk the world… C C/B Am Crank some Hank an’ Johnny Cash… F G Buy some bullets, shoot some guns… C Fill’er up an’ burn some gas Verse 7 (slow) N.C. F G Spend what’s left on some good times… C C/B Am I don’t need no fancy grave… F G (stop) Just spread my ashes on the highway N.C. C Because it’s my… fav'rite… place… Instrumental 3 F G C C/B Am F G C (fiddle) F G C C/B Am F G C (steel guitar) Outro (fast) F G C C/B Am F G C TALK Well folks… that about wraps this one up… I sure hope ya… enjoyed listenin’ to it… As much as… we enjoyed makin’ it for ya… I’d like to give a thanks to all the guys that came out here an’ helped make this record… And also a big thanks to all of you that bought this record… We really do appreciate it… An’ don’t forget to come out and see us out there at a show… Feel free to come up and say hello… We’ll have plenty of souvenirs… for sale… Hats… stickers… t-shirts… women’s panties… posters… CD’s… an’ vinyl records… - fadeout -
