DDDDDEmBmGDDDEmBmGDDDEmBmGD
It was the second day of spring and sunbeams made love to windows in all the houses
DEmBmGD
And I was Jesus and I decided to come down to earth in the shape of a woman this time
DEmGD
And I was Jesus, and I went into the sea, and I took two fishes, and I turned them to millions
ADEmG
...And I took five loaves of bread, and fed a country with them, and I said: "Do you believe me now?"
DA
"Sorry", they said, "We focused on your wet white clothes as you bent over to pick up the fishes!"
DEmBmGD
And I was bitter for a while, but then decided to go at it again
DEmBmGD
Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah
DEmG
And I was Ghandi and I went back to earth in the shape of a woman this time
DADEmGD
.....And the river Ganges it cleared my vision and I, well, I guess I was a woman again
DAGBm
.....And I started my quiet, friendly revolution and they said: "Oh, a quiet friendly woman, super rare"
GBm
And I tried to convince them "it's not a personality, it's choice and a belief"
G
And "would you give me credit for it and please follow me"
BmG
And they said: "Speak louder, we can't hear you when we're screaming
A
you look nice now that you don't eat"
DEmG
And I was Martin Luther King and I came back to earth in the shape of a woman this time
DA
And I was both black and a woman so I had two fights to fight so I was burned out and well, that was it
DEmGD
And I was Jesus and I went up to heaven Easter Sunday and I said: "I'm never going back to earth"
ADEmBmGD
...And Mother said: "oh Jesus up 'til now, you've been paying for Adam's sins
DEmBm
Soon is when the fun begins"
DEmBmGD
And then, she gave me a date for when this would occur
DEmBmGD
Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah
DEmBmGD
Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.